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When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019
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Michael Jackson Day

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.
It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.
by Rick Grimes 35 June 25, 2021
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Michael Jackson effect

When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.
insert name here was a victim of the Michael Jackson effect and ttey lost tteir job because of it.
by AquaManhattan October 18, 2021
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michael jackson fan club

The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
"the michael jackson fan club is the best group of people known to man!" -darth vader
by fennels fan boy June 27, 2022
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michael jackson disease

When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.
My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.
by Nosdnarg November 28, 2017
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Michael Jackson fans

Blind Pedophile supporters who don’t care for children. They are blinded by fame and glamour. Keep your children safe from pedophile fans!
by Americans are evils March 31, 2021
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