The Mayer

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.

I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer

by deevis January 14, 2017

noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018

michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

millie mayer

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.

Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.

by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

Jackson Mayberry

A pussy nigga who’s a wanna be hick. He has a retarded brother that’s probably gay and he dips because he’s a fag

Someone:Do you know Jackson Mayberry?
Another person: oh I hate that fag

by Baby dick cheese October 24, 2019

tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020