A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest
by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018
the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.
by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006
To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.
by Dragging the matress. April 26, 2015
Euphemism for a prostitute.
by irotsoma December 07, 2012
what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011
What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.
Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.
by Kawabio November 13, 2009
i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.
by Alyscia Goldsmith July 11, 2008