Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

by kopns April 1, 2009

MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016

Matthew

A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.

Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!

Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew

by Icarus92 November 2, 2012

Matthew

Matthew the man that will lay down the pipe and a plus the best of any touch

Have you ever been touched by Jesus well matthew can help

by 69theguy69 March 14, 2017

Matthew

Fucking alpha male

Hey look at Matthew over there... so alpha

by Yikesa February 3, 2018

Matthew

Big dick and stronger than an ox, he will fuck you till you squirt all over.

Oh God Matthew that's so veiny and big.

by your mother's lover February 28, 2015

Matthew

A cock sucker. He's such a prick and not to mention terrible with ladies. What a fag.

Stop being a Matthew.

by Money9801 November 26, 2016