Marissa

a small tsundere

"I heard Marissa has a crush!"
"nO i dOnT!!11!"

by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019

Marissa

Marissa, at first appears a nice, caring person, but after a while, you'll see what she really is. Marissa can be selfish with people shes know for a while, and even people she has just met, yet thinks she is being nice and caring towards said people, and is usually clingy after her bitchy, crazy, selfishness drives her so called friends away, and can sometimes force a friend but are to shy to say no, so they go with in and are lured into Marissa's trap, even though they hate her, they cant bring themselves to do it and can take a group effort showing the shy (usually) girl what she really has to do, get away from that Marissa. It may take a few weeks for the Marissa to move on and become aware of all this after being hated by all her "friends" but will probably move on to stay a bitch.

"Ugh, out friend Marissa is such a bitch, you think she'll move on?"

"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch

by Dont be a bitch July 2, 2019

Pulling a Marissa

Wearing shirts that show some of you belly, or wearing no bra with anything. Derived from Marissa in the OC.

Person1: Look at that girl, she has a nice stomach
Person2: You can only see it because she is pulling a Marissa

Girl 1: Look at that girl's t-shirt!
Girl 2: Ew! She's not wearing a bra!
Girl 1: She is so pulling a Marissa

by Summer And Seth June 28, 2009

Marissa

She's brown....

She/he's as brown as marissa

by Marissabroooks February 1, 2017

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006

Markass

The nickname given to mark hoppus of blink 182 by guitarist tom delonge

Tom delonge: ur such a fag markass

by marcus williams July 19, 2007

marissa

good mother, very friendly, loves reggie her owner is kasey

1. i wish marissa was my mom
2. Reggie, your so lucky to have marissa as a wife.

by Kaseyyyface January 13, 2008