Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023

Draco Malfoy

Sexy blonde dont u uderstchchchhcchsstand 👹 He sexy he good stupid bastard sexy very good 🌝 I know he not villain he pretty booty 🙄🙂

Oh he sexy he must be Draco Malfoy!
I can tell he's Draco Malfoy by the way he lies on the floor.

by NO ITS NOT TAKEN IM FION April 19, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted

“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me”
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you

by the official wasp April 10, 2023

draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 1, 2021