elbow macaroni

A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!"

As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.

by delton1010 October 6, 2010

Macaroni Twist

usually for the Necrophiliac type:

You cook up some macaroni then let it cool. You shove what you can into a girls Vagine, and proceed to fuck. The strange sensation is said to feel like having sex with someone filled with maggots.

Jim finally found a girl that would let him 'macaroni twist', but he was out of 'mac', so he used smoe Penne instead.

by Pervo November 29, 2006

macaroni

The act of flirting with a girl of South Asian origin (India and surrounding countries). The feminine form of "macarona".

"Hey look, there's Shaanti! I'm gonna go macaroni!"

by Josh Ji September 19, 2006

macadoodle

Mckinley Mohrman
expert wrestler
little squeak
total idiot

take a lap macadoodle

by officer xbeansx March 1, 2008

Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.

Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.

by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011

macaroni

a ridiculous american mispronounciation of italian term "maccheroni", that is an obsolete word for "rigatoni", a type of short pasta.

American: Hi dude, ar there some macaroni and cheese?
Italian: (with disgust) No, if you want some macaroni and cheese come back to US.

by Fede81 April 1, 2010

Macaroni

A pasta meant for sex. I mean, all those holes.

I love you Macaroni.

by thesteelzipper February 9, 2015