Jizz Lord

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

by TTGG September 6, 2010

D-Lord

Much, much, much bigger than a Dousche-bag.

Dude? is that Craig coming? He's SUCH a D-Lord!

by chris magoo February 4, 2010

lord levering

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.

"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"

by cfinch April 26, 2014

Lord Sobek

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

sif lord

a term recognized when star wars fans/internet users combine the words sif(secret internet fatty) and sith lord(jedi knights nemesis)together to describe in their own humor an ugly girl online.

look at the shitty angles of her pictures you cant see below her boobs..must be a sif lord

by l337dod November 30, 2005

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018

lord vpiss

the typical guy who goes "heh" every time you are in misery, the sassy guy but tries NOT to be a pussy in horror games/horror movies (but ends up getting scared) and overall thats it??

lord vpiss : hewo
lz : stop using w u aint cute
kira : 👁️👄👁️
gun : *inserts meme*

by Kingmessiah123 August 29, 2022