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local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.
While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .
by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017
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local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS
by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020
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local wildlife

A person who is weird, annoying and you don't want to make eye contact with in fear of their crazy rant. A person who looks like they have lived in the area their whole life.
That regular customer is local wildlife
by Tonkosaurus July 22, 2020
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local booth

The place at which is visited many times to where a person is known locally, hence the local booth
Yeah so the other day i was actin a fool up in the local booth because some new guy stepped to me
by D the Sneak June 30, 2008
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local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.
Those are some fine examples of local sausage.
by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017
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local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*
P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.
by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019
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local call

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)
by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014
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