Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.
I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.
by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004
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desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.
"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"
by therealJakeLemon March 27, 2016
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Tuppy Lint

Bits of toilet paper that is stuck to the outside of a woman's vagina like lint all over a meaty sweater.
I really hate this cheap toilet paper. It's giving me terrible tuppy lint.
by Starmoonshine August 14, 2016
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even lint

lint that is evenly distributed
That's some even lint.
by RayeDoki November 23, 2021
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clit lint

Panty residue from cotton panties sometimes in the form of balls. Similar to clitty litter but usually cotton no foreign objects
I hate being on my period and wearing cotton panties. ..i always get giant clit lint
by Aryan Barbarian22 April 01, 2015
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sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
by captaincrunk April 04, 2020
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Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again
Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster
by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle July 24, 2015
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