Lean Blunt

A blunt filled to the brim with headies, and then coated in promo.

Q. Man what the fuck is up with your eyes?

A. I'm faded as shit off that Lean Blunt

by Dr.Mean thumb March 16, 2012

Lean Cuisine

A tall and skinny, but goodlooking and muscularly toned man.

Most girls like giant, buff, men, but I am more into a nice Lean Cuisine.

by HamptonHawkeye October 17, 2011

purple lean

Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.

Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.

by kja2069 July 24, 2007

porno lean

When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.

Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?

*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*

Man- Oh I can think of a way.

*cheesy grin*

by Sir Charles of Reno February 24, 2008

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.

Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.

by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

Dry Leaning

Using the "pull out" method during sex while wearing a condom.

My girl hates messes so I was forced to dry lean all over her face last night. a.k.a dry leaning

by inthegr00ve December 1, 2011

Tristan Lean

She is an amazing jeurl. But she won’t admit it. Really good at letting people how to express their emotions. Should be a psychiatrist instead of a lawyer. (Both you’ll be really great) She always asks how your day was and is really interested on how your day was. And how are you. how r u? When she has something on her mind, she shares it with people she cares about and explains why she feels a certain way about it. She has a beautiful smile. She’s pretty and sometimes she’s sad. Pretty Sad. But mostly pretty. her wisdom. her smile. HER BRAIN. wise beyond her years. And an amazing cook. And an amazing dancer. she smells really really nice. And spells catchup with you as ketchowpi.

Tristan Lean!! You’re the bestest ever!!

by alienship st November 23, 2021