Landon

An annoying normie who probably plays baseball. Extremely tall and gets triggered when exes names are screamed in his face. Continuously says “oof” until it’s no longer funny.

Aye whoes that fruity Jiht over there??
Oh don’t worry that’s jus landon

by HeyThereHavana May 30, 2018

Landon

Bitch ass who thinks he's all that, bad temper and is gaayyy asf he thinks he's so handsome but ugliest person I've ever seen. He also is in love with Cayden Kirby but won't admit it and likes to tease about my best friend Chandler.

Landon? Yeah he's gaayyy

by Gandgck April 9, 2019

Landon

Ugly, weird, annoying. He thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s also extremely short, and has bad teeth.

That kid is such a Landon

by Landon Reynold Sucks December 21, 2017

Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

by Nefwey November 26, 2022

Landon

An asshole

That little asshole steals from children .

Asshole means Landon

by Lol trollLol9910 February 26, 2019

Landon

Kid that looks like a egg and has stage 4 cancer

Landon has stage 4 CaNcEr

by Landonnabsj March 2, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020