Landon

fucking gay ass stupid ass dumb ass gay stupid homo he literally shoved his dick in a cats mouth nobody likes Landon
fuck you, you are like landon, gay ass
by kneesweaknutsarehairy June 27, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a typical guy who is popular in school. Cool, funny, and not so good grades. He also gets a bunch of girls, but he will never actually find true love. He is athletic but does not have the intellect to put two LEGO pieces together. He can be a jerk, snitch and sometimes a full on piece of sh*t. Usually he has brown hair and eyes, sometimes curly hair, and has nice shoes.
Wow everyone is backing him up, he must be a Landon.
by YE3T May 29, 2019
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Landon

Ugly, weird, annoying. He thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s also extremely short, and has bad teeth.
That kid is such a Landon
by Landon Reynold Sucks December 21, 2017
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Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
by Nefwey November 26, 2022
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Landon

Kid that looks like a egg and has stage 4 cancer
Landon has stage 4 CaNcEr
by Landonnabsj March 03, 2020
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Landon

That little asshole steals from children .

Asshole means Landon
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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
by Dhayes213 April 01, 2020
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