lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Beak Lion

An abominaton of mankind that some idiot in his basement created from the void of his own existance. It consists of a basic lion being forced to have a beak, idiotic powers to make everyone cower before them, and to create their own creatures. Calling somone a beak lion is as if your calling them dumber than everyone in a daycare center.

"That Beak Lion has assaulted everyone at the homless shelter" or "You are the enbodyment of a bloody Beak Lion you failed abomination."

by DefaultingCarAlarm28 April 15, 2021

in the lions mouth

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.

Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.

by Imperyosi September 2, 2016

Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.

Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"

by Tipdock January 15, 2013

c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname

Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

Tummy Lions

When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."

see also: hungry

Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.

by Lexiboo Reilleh May 24, 2009