by GCZ November 08, 2005
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by NataliePortman3109 May 15, 2017
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by Jdiggityshit February 08, 2008
by Frances & Alek September 13, 2008
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Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
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Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis
Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*
by Kung Pow Penis August 12, 2018