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krispy

/ˈkrispē/
adjective/proper noun

Proper Noun
Krispy refers to the photographer and automotive ninja by the name of Chris P. He is known worldwide not only for his media outlet of all things fast, built, low and stancey but for his ability to tame wild animals. From training exotic guide-dolphins to his involvement in Dr. Dolittle's hit films, Krispy is currently a Koala Hiberation expert based out of the Bronx Zoo. On his off days he can be found at Dunkin Donuts with three orders of hash browns and a French Vanilla swirl iced coffee, or with his Mother & Father, known for their role in the hit DC Comics series Superman.

Adjective
A new age "slang" word for all things cool, awesome, radical. Usually pronounced annunciating several S's, or in parseltongue.
Dat shit is krispy.

Krispy is your girl's favorite photographer.
by @spellcheck September 19, 2016
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krispy kream

The act of ejaculating into the nasal cavity. The cum is then snorted to later be swallowed
At first I was worried if she spit or swallowed. Then she did a Krispy kream.
by Whatever-012 July 10, 2016
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Krispy Kreme

When you blow your load on her butt cheeks, rub it around, and let it dry so you glaze her ass.
Kevin gave her a great Krispy Kreme last night. He even went as far as to take a bite afterwards.
by Glazed757 February 4, 2018
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Krispy nugget

Krispy nugget is the type of poop that when it comes out, he leaves some chunks on your buttcheeks
Dave: oh man, yesterday when i finished pooping i wiped my ass and i found some krispy nugget chunks
Will: well, at least it wasn't a "burn in hell" type of poop
Dave: if it was, i wouldn't be talking to you now
by Sharuk January 2, 2017
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krispy nugget

When you light your penis on fire with hand sanitizer and stick it in a vagina
by Superx05x February 8, 2017
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Krispy Kreme

No, not the delicious donuts. A Krispy Kreme is a term used to describe body builders. This is due to the oily, shiny skin body builders often have. This oiliness vaguely resembles that of the delectable glaze one would find on a Krispy Kreme donut.
Paul: "Body builders be looking like a Krispy Kreme donut, with their tan and shiny skin."
Floyd: "For real dude!"
by Windex_Weekly February 12, 2020
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Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.
Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands
by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020
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