where you shave your pubic hair, bust a load on a girls face, and then throw the pubic hair on her face.
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by king_g34 January 29, 2015
joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010
1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
by Caliban November 17, 2003