Pulling A Kizzy

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

[e-mail] says: sup
[e-mail] says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy
[e-mail] says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier
[e-mail] says: good for you

by NJDevils44 October 16, 2008

kliz

crazy ass ninja pirate...he is what the joker(off of batman)strives tto be

man that guy is kliz

by M!dW@y April 4, 2009

Kizzy

To copy someones entire clothes, style, hair, interests and cute names for fitty girls.

Guy: That guys just kizzy'd his clothes!

Guy: My clothes have been kizzy'd : i cant wear them now!

Guy: Haha he calls his girlfriend after a pokemon, I'm so kizzying that!

by Lolocaustt February 26, 2009

Kizz

A Different term for the word , weed , dubies , blunts , etc.

I just smoked Kizz in the back of my bens , my nigga i'm high as hell

by Juany8 August 24, 2011

your ass kizzled

you ass kicked
you ass knocked out

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

izzle kizzle

A kilo of weed
izzle being weed kizzle being for kilo.

Boo: Yo' coming the partizzle tonizzle?
Dave: Not shizzle my dizzle.
Boo: Come on, I got an izzle kizzle, it'll be off da hizzle!

by phatcatslimm March 12, 2004

kizzle clizzle

One who regularly engages in inopropriate relations with children under 15 years of age. A kizzle clizzle also enjoys "protein shakes".

That kizzle clizzle better recognize who runs things up in here and lay off my Kool-Aid.

by Someone Important March 2, 2003