Get back in the kitchen

An extremely sexist phrase said in Batman Beyond, and then used in several internet videos.

Man: Oh yes Mr. Wallace, the transfer will be made right away.
Man's wife: Umm, darling, can I...
Man: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

by goxdie July 26, 2009

Kitten button

Kitten button, the viewable part of a vagina from behind.

Her skirt was so short that when she bent over I could see her kitten button.

by Lizbeinist November 26, 2017

Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.

"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"

by St. Jerome December 9, 2008

Kitening

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

pissiest bitch in the kitchen

Gordon Ramsey

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.

by Tropico9720 May 30, 2016

kitten huffing

From the Uncyclopedia:

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

Jimmy spent all night last night kitten huffing... he doesn't have eyes any more.

by rebornintheglory December 24, 2008

Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr June 1, 2007