Karen

A Karen is an annoying middle aged woman most commonly with blonde hair in a haircut you see in the gif bellow. Karens think that they are always inconvenienced by everything but really they are the annoyance and inconvenience and the pain in the ass you just want to run over with your car. The most common place you will find them is either in Walmart fighting over toilet paper that they don’t need, or in Walmart, yelling at the manager for something the Karen did herself. Karen’s are usually trump supporters and are usually anti-vaxx and they think that essential oils cure cancer. They believe every conspiracy theory they heard on Facebook and other sketchy websites thinking everyone around them is stupid, not unlike Kevin Malone.
Karen’s are the human equivalent of getting caught on literally every red light in town. Fuck you, Karen.
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
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As soon as you see her you know your day got a hundred times worse. She’s the bitch that always complains about little shit that regular people don’t complain about. Yo this bitch dead ass acting like a Karen right now bro. She for real making 16 year old New hire Chucky make the entire McDonald’s order cuz he put too much mustard on her McDouble. lol look she’s recording the whole thing as though it’s making her look good.
by KingOtakuYoutube June 09, 2020
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Karen is a lady that is in her mid 30s or 40s and she has a short bob haircut. She is very dramatic and makes a big deal even though it’s not. If she has kids she most likely she makes them listen to kids bop and wears splotchy makeup. She doesn’t like the generation and the kids that live in it. She likes to cuss at people and blame them for stuff when she did it and while she is doing that her kids are in her car listening to kids bop. Her kids probably won’t be able to date until they are 18 or out of her house. She is very strict and a lot of people don’t like her even though she is a meme and a trend.
Karen: WHY HAVEN’T YOU GAVE MY MY FOOD YET!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WATING 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!
Waiter: mam it’s been 2 minutes I will have to have you calm down or you won’t be able to eat here again.

Karen: this restaurant will be speaking to my husband and he is a lawyer.

Waiter ok mam that is perfectly fine.

Karen: you know what LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOWWWW!!!!!

Manager: mam I’m going to ask you to leave.

Karen: FUCK YOU. My kids can’t hear me because they are listening to kids bop.
by Oofmaster5000 November 16, 2019
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Alright let's start with the more common pejorative word "Karen" meaning a white woman with badly dyed hair, usually blonde, usually having a BMI over 30. They want to speak with your manager.

Now we've got real life Karens, I have met many women named Karen and they tend to be nice. There is, just like with every other name, a rude few out there, still.
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up, just buy something here or get the fuck out.
by SuperKingKamehamehaBiatch June 11, 2021
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The name you call someone who took the fucking kids
Me: My wife pulled a Karen
Friend: Sucks to be you
by s m a c c January 10, 2019
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Mannnnnn Karen is hot as
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1. One who takes the kids.

2. A dirty slut cheater.
Karen: I'm taking the fucking kids bob!
Bob: You son of a bitch cheater!
by CommitToasterBathXD December 28, 2018
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