jundies

jean shorts that are so short there basically undies

dammm girl, those are some jundies

by shelbs94 August 30, 2013

The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019

the jungle

-A ghetto
-A particularly dangerous ghetto
-Compton (LA)

It's a war up in this jungle, to many nizzels bustin caps.

by w3rd March 25, 2003

jungleroo

Silly physical excercises conducted while completely shitfaced in the outdoors. I.e. drunken leapfrog.

Nate and Ian drank all day, then had a great big jungleroo in the yard, complete with lots of spinning and leapfrog.

by Zephyr Leader August 30, 2005

jungle nug

1.Really dank weed. Used to describe the potency of the marijuana.

2.Weed so wild it must have come out of the jungle.

1. Yo, I just got some crazy jungle nug! Let's get stinky!

2. Where'd you get that weed? The jungle?

by Lanc Lanc Kush January 10, 2009

Jungle Troll

1.(noun)A girl so big and disgusting that she has been banished to the Jungle to roam.

Jungle Troll

by Tabbs147 January 24, 2009

Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.

Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....

by KiaraCera December 12, 2010