jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

Jonathan

Hi nice to see you've come to a different deffinetion I am a jonathan and my results are what ever you think is correct so a. Jonathan is a very loving,caring person who loves everyone including his friends and family going out of his way to help anyone although you can see a deep sadness in his eyes you know that he is perfect and ways is there for anyone he loves his girlfriend will show in different ways how he loves her and will show her his sense of humor to brighten you're day will light up a whole room with his bright smile and will be the best person or friend in you're life.

Wow look at jonathan did he just take his girlfriend to the movies then get her chocolates for Valentine's day
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.

by Not that guy again April 14, 2019

Jonathan

Adj.: to have the big sad
Verb: to do the big bad

"I'm feeling really Jonathan today."
"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."

by Moltaqa April 15, 2021

bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It

British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"

by British Loyalist March 30, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan is the dream boy. His adorable smile and his charming ways will make you fall in love. He may be insecure but he just needs someone to tell him he's got it all! Not to mention he's the perfect boyfriend. I'm not just writing this for all the Jonathan's out there. I'm also writing it for the one i love:)

I am never letting go of my Jonathan

by daniela._.9191 May 30, 2017

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.

Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!

by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018