Josh

A really perverted, ditzy guy who trips over clear objects, likes to eat bananas, thinks he is healthy, works out 24-7, thinks he sooo hot, drools on his pillow, thinks he's the coolest guy ever, loves video games, very OCD, and makes his mom pop his zits.

Did you see that guy that tripped over that clear gate. Dude, don't worry about he's Josh.

by the dorks hiding in your tub December 20, 2010

Josh

A man who works on colored wires all day long, he doesnt get much right. maybe thats because he is colorblind...

"why is my car so fucked up"
"I dunno, Josh said it looked good"

by ifuckcars January 15, 2012

josh

A Jewish prick who never shuts up and runs for them coins 24/7

Josh' can normally not spell above a grade 3 level.

Hey Josh! A 5 cent coin!

by ONLYTHETRUTH1!1! December 29, 2015

Josh

An obscure synonym for assbutt

Billy, that kid's just a Josh.

by Nine-Times January 25, 2011

Josh

A sex demon and has the greatest dick in the world most people with the name Josh are generally hot and good at making friends and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Random: hey you know that guy named josh
friend: ya
Random: i fucked him last night he has a great dick
friend i know right

by The Ejaculator of the Century April 28, 2011

Josh

A hard headed man that won't stop,very short hair. Short temper,can procrastinate at times.

He won't stop and he's stubborn. Must be a Josh.

by Xx$Rhett$xX August 9, 2016

Josh

Josh is the sweetest guy there is. He has a girlfriend who would do anything for him and isn`t afraid to be himself. He is funny and charming and will make you fall for him faster than you can blink. He is worth every minute of your time because he will never waste it. He is handsome and charming, you can put all your trust in him and he won`t let you down. He is amazing and you will love him.

ex. he is so perfect - he must be josh

by ntbr1994 November 29, 2011