Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
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Get the Jong mug.The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.
United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
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Get the Kim Jong Uno mug.North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018
Get the Kim Jong Uno mug.When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
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