Jarrod Jr

Jarrod Jr is the type of guy to steal your girl. Jarrod Jr is a true player, when he’s not bangin your mom he’s bangin your girl.

“Damn bro, my girl dumped me for Jarrod Jr.”

by macaronni69 December 3, 2021

Jarrod (Guy)

Jarrod (guy) has lots of Gay Sex

Guy 1: Is that Jarrod (guy)?

Guy 2: Yes, he has lots of Gay Sex

by Aqwaguy September 5, 2023

Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020

jerkoid

Someone unkind, similair to jerk but more Mean Girls, and less harsh. Generally used in jest by whiny girls and gays.

Ew, I can't believe you went shopping without me, you jerkoid!

by Eva-lynn July 26, 2008

Jeriod

An unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles. Usually blond hair and eyes that draw you in and never want to look away. He knows how to cheer up his girl by making her laugh and keeping a smile on her face. Knows how to treat a woman like a lady and also knows how to be a REAL man. Very protective but in a good way. Sometimes stubborn and hard-headed and has to learn the hard way and very good hard worker. But once he learns he never makes the same mistake twice. Always puts her first and loves showing her off. He is very down to earth and has secret talents such as being the best singer, especially when he's singing you to sleep and the best in the bed. When he loves, he loves hard. So romantic!

Amber: "All i can dream about is having a Jeriod and making him mine forever!"

by Tinkerbell0828 April 5, 2010