Random Jerry

Random Jerry Is A Detroit Lions Loving Person, Even Tho They Cant Win A Game if Their Life Depended On It, 420 Blazing DoucheBag He's The Best Scumbag That Sells Cheese And Makes Millions On Madden Mobile, Who Loves To Do Minnesota SnowPlows With Me..

Random Jerry Seduced Me Into Having A Minnesota SnowPlow With Him Omg His Ass Was So Tight And His Dick Was So Long I Loved It, After The SnowPlow We Pinched Each others dick with crab claws to see who had the superior dick... jerry won

by I Love Getting SnowPlows From December 22, 2017

Queef Jerky

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

G-Spot Jerrymandering

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.

"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"

by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021

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A very nice man who got peed on

Man, I wish I did not pee on dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

Jerry

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.

Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?

Dude 2: Oh! That's Jerry!

by Sparkly_Blu May 16, 2013

jerry falwell

a complete ass who blames everything on women, blacks, gays, etc. he lives in a massive house which i'd probably trty to blow up if there wasn't a huge-ass fence around it. it really sucks that my town has been refered to as "falwell's town."

holy crap, it's a giant white elephant! no, that's just falwell.

by Coward November 20, 2004

Jerry Meals

Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!

1. To completely fuck something up.

2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.

Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!

Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.

by LetsGoBucs13 July 27, 2011