Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

by Hattie June 23, 2005

Jessica

An extremely common female name.

person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica

by p!atdbrendonsgirl October 17, 2006

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person

1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome

by Brax240 December 15, 2020

Jessica

a Very pretty girl with a kind fun loving heart, a beautiful face, and a body that can melt glass! She breaks hearts daily and would be an awesome catch... married guys want her and single guys are scared of her

have you seen the a$$ on that girl Jessica? Holy Damn!!!

by the Big M November 16, 2012

Jessicah

She's unique; she insists the pleasurable sound of "ahh" accompany the final vowel in her name. Dark and light, she is the epitome of Socrates' vision of the primal human shrouded in darkness apart from the fire burning above and behind them. Therefore, she/he is capable of seeing only the shadows cast from the blaze behind their figure. Empathetic, steady, intense, and wildly spontaneous.

jessicahbadass artistprolific aestheticwitchheart-eatersorceresssurprisingpredictable

by blue_eats_hearts December 6, 2013

Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006