jan 23

The day the dick destroyer comes to town

Dick destroyer day is Jan 23

by Epicppsucker69 October 16, 2019

Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

jan sandwich

The act of two people having sex with sean's mom.

Beau and Erik high fived while sharing a jan sandwich.

by etrain May 31, 2004

Jan 11

it means it’s Kaylea’s birthday and everyone born on that day is um like super cool

“Yo it’s Jan 11, it’s Kaylea’s birthday”

by kaylea ofc July 11, 2021

Jan. 15

National take shit on Bernard day.

Bernard: ...
You: Shut the fuck up, Bernard
Bernard: wHy WoUlD yOu SaY tHaT?
You: it's jan. 15

by Milkyboi:) January 15, 2020

Jan 30th!

It’s Jan 30th! Go hangout with friends.

Luke: Hey guys it’s Jan 30th! Sara: What does that mean? Luke: It’s hangout with your friends day!

by 𝕄𝕒𝕪 January 30, 2021

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

by lol9786386 April 18, 2018