jolly jammer

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass

I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer

by January 02, 2021

deja jammer

A person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should.

I just realized who that deja jammer we saw was: she's that lawnchair lady!

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

deja jammer

A person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should.

I just realized who that deja jammer we saw was: she's that lawnchair lady!

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 12, 2021

Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 24, 2010

Slam Jammer

When your penis slams into a another penis and gets Brutally annihilated from the inside

I accidentally got into a slam jammer last night

by Slam Jammer May 29, 2019

Jimmy-Jammer

A random inanimate object you need the apprentice technician to grab but don't have time to call it by it's native name because of ridiculous overhead production demands.

Hurry up and grab me that Jimmy-Jammer Jr. So I can get this torque converter dislodged.

by Cito6661 August 29, 2018