reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

BALL JAMMER

To jam the absolute fuck out of your balls, primarily using a drawer.

MOM: we have sex toy at home...

SEX TOY AT HOME:... "DRAWER"........ AKA THE BALL JAMMER.

by YOUR ASS IS FAT December 28, 2022

Jimmer Jammered

To Do Without Thinking (Verb)

I just jimmer jammered that essay

by theactualexpert December 1, 2023

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

slammer jammer

A homemade shotgun made from two pipes

Too bad my slammer jammer.

by the_tru_meister May 26, 2018

pickle jammer

A homosexual who inserts his pickle into another mans rectum.

jeff and dylan were pickle jamming all night long, there for jeff is a pickle jammer

by jeff plays the mud trumpet March 7, 2014