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Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015
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Boner jammer

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014
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Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...
by somedude149 May 13, 2014
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Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.
HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!
by Peer Himler June 26, 2010
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Jammer

a gun that does not shoot/ is jammed up.
“Yo this nigga done sold me a jammer”
“If he sells you a jammer slap em w it”
by Richard Millie June 4, 2024
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wam jammer

Absolutely fantastic, totally bonkers. Something crazy and awesome.
I hope you have a wam jammer of a day!

Dude that game was a total wam jammer!
by Michael_Joeden September 28, 2023
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reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.
John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.
by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025
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