James

When you ejaculate and get a cramp in your leg at the same time.

Totally had a James last night when banging that chick.

by GrumpySeal January 08, 2019

James

Someone who doesn’t like to take showers. He/she has to be forced to take one and constantly smells like hot dogs. He/she gets pleasure from eating the skin off of their fingers until there is permanent damage and draws blood. They constantly have 3-10 crusty bandages on.

That guy is gross, he must be James

by Homeless George November 20, 2018

James

Fucktard

James is a fucktard

by buddy222222222 February 12, 2018

James

A dumbass That doesn’t know the difference between Lex the club and the car dealership Lexus

“James where are you”
“I’m at Lexus club right now”

by Cumslayer69 February 03, 2019

the James

To smear mayonnaise over ones body in order to appeal to the other sex. It is usually done on video chat or facetime

Did you see John do the James last night on video chat

Yeah it was so sexy

by bolingollimbombo February 09, 2017

James

James tried getting his hair to look good but it failed

Yo did you see James the other day? He tried hard to get his hair to look good but failed

by Flame2125 January 22, 2018

James

James is a skinny boi who keeps getting rejected by girls. He is so desperate that he has been known to make out with cacti. James has a very small acorn and is constantly being called gay by his friends. James's friemds are so mean that they leave bad definitions of him on the internet.

James is a little homo sexual.
I'm sure you won't be alone forever James.
James has a hot sister.

by Datboijani October 10, 2017