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cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on
Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.
by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006
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Javier

A god. No matter how much he says he isn’t, he is a god. We love you Javier please
Javier we love you
by ifailedmyscienceproject July 3, 2018
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movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"
by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010
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Jacker

A person good at taking sex education classes while high.
Man that teachers trippin, can he not see the Jackers in this bitch?
by ulunga November 8, 2018
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Javier

Javier is some one cool also known as batman and likes pussy but never sucked a dick in his life , keeps girls busy
by BeaSteR447 July 5, 2016
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Swag jacker

When you try to act like someone who actually has swag. Therefor losing all swag you might have had.
Alex: did you see Javonn, he was actin like lil' Wayne

Anthony: yea he's a swag jacker bro.
by DiiRTYx RAiiNBOW November 15, 2011
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