social intercourse

(noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.

"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"

by manduh April 25, 2006

intercourse

Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)

Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!

Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)

by thetruth. May 19, 2008

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

The Intercontinental

n. - see also The IC - A very large penis that is unable to be photographed due to it's sheer mass.

So Vanessa asked me, "What is the IC?" Consequently, the intercontinental was unsheathed.

by THEIC September 6, 2005

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 21, 2008

Incestuous Homosexual Intercourse

Having vigorous sex with ones own brother if you are a male or if female having sex with your sister.

Today we will be discussing Incestuous Homosexual Intercourse.

by Joe Divakio February 28, 2011

Intercourse

Another word for sex.

"I just had intercourse with Dyani today"

by Damian_Love June 5, 2017