warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.

"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".

by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009

Amish oven

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.

I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.

by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017

oven baby

A derogatory term for Jews.

Look at that oven baby crying about the holocaust.

by Fofofo January 20, 2014

The African Oven

When you take a dump in an air duct and everyone in the building can smell it. Basically, a giant dutch oven.

"LOL DUDE! I just made the African oven out of your wife's workplace!"

by Greg Farts McGregor July 2, 2009

Dick Oven

Another way of referring to Rick Owens Shoes. Often used by hypebeasts and hypebaes or someone who's tired of too many people wearing them.

Dave: "Hey did you cop those Dick Ovens the other night"?

Ashley: "Yeah the raffle lineup was really long".

by surry jack December 26, 2018

cum oven

a womans private parts

she bent over and i slid it right into her cum oven

by bubtheboss March 30, 2008

Confection Oven

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009