The African Oven

When you take a dump in an air duct and everyone in the building can smell it. Basically, a giant dutch oven.

"LOL DUDE! I just made the African oven out of your wife's workplace!"

by Greg Farts McGregor July 2, 2009

Amish oven

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.

I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.

by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017

warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.

"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".

by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009

oven baby

A derogatory term for Jews.

Look at that oven baby crying about the holocaust.

by Fofofo January 20, 2014

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011

cum oven

a womans private parts

she bent over and i slid it right into her cum oven

by bubtheboss March 30, 2008

Confection Oven

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009