Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Mistaken Identitymug. Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.
Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.
Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.
by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023
Get the Post-Metaphorical Identitymug. Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
by Dr.Bota November 8, 2021
Get the Family Identitiesmug. When a person can be identified by their vocabulary & delivery rather than just their physical appearance.
Verbal Identity is one’s choice of words, phrases, voice projection, tone/pitch when communicating.
Essentially, one’s communication style.
Verbal Identity is one’s choice of words, phrases, voice projection, tone/pitch when communicating.
Essentially, one’s communication style.
Example: “I like her, she has a unique verbal identity that captures a room when she speaks”
Monologue:
Brendon: “I like the cute little blonde, she’s unique”
Scott: “Mate, They are all cute blondes so nothing unique here, I can’t see the difference TBH”
Brendon: “Solid point, well she’s the one that talks differently, she uses unique words & phrases to describe things, it’s kinda cute really”
Scott: “Really, how so”
Brendon: “ like when you ask her how she is, she responded with ‘magic’ or when she refers to her feet as tootsies, or cuddles as snuggies etc”
Scott: “Yeah, ok, I know what you mean, she has her own vocal identity”
Monologue:
Brendon: “I like the cute little blonde, she’s unique”
Scott: “Mate, They are all cute blondes so nothing unique here, I can’t see the difference TBH”
Brendon: “Solid point, well she’s the one that talks differently, she uses unique words & phrases to describe things, it’s kinda cute really”
Scott: “Really, how so”
Brendon: “ like when you ask her how she is, she responded with ‘magic’ or when she refers to her feet as tootsies, or cuddles as snuggies etc”
Scott: “Yeah, ok, I know what you mean, she has her own vocal identity”
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
Get the Vocal Identitymug. Treating someone in certain ways to give them an identity that is better or worse than the one they have.
After people's appearance, the next thing that comes into play when they interact is the identity each person has of themselves. As they interact, people project their identity and in subtle ways, verbally or nonverbally, others accept or reject it, and sometimes they attempt to give the other person the identity they think they should have of themselves, and that identity can be better or worse than the one the person has of themselves. An example of identity-giving is when one day, someone treats someone else as if they were a genius.
by but for January 17, 2021
Get the Identity-givingmug. Identity V is a 2018 free-to-play asymmetrical multiplayer survival horror game. It is 4v1, meaning the survivors are supposed to BLAH BLAH BLAH NOBOY CARES horrible Brainrotting game with a cast of hot characters (hello joseph😍) i hate this game end me
Psychologist: So tell me, what brings you to therapy?
Patient: I play Identity V
Psychologist: Sorry, but I'm afraid you are beyond saving, I cannot help you.
Patient: ok ada <3
Psychologist: ok emil <3
Patient: I play Identity V
Psychologist: Sorry, but I'm afraid you are beyond saving, I cannot help you.
Patient: ok ada <3
Psychologist: ok emil <3
by mynameisliz February 17, 2024
Get the Identity Vmug. "the webster's dictionary defines Identity as..."
by PenisFish13 May 16, 2022
Get the Identitymug.