by yaboijuan October 24, 2022
Get the We Want Houstonmug. by Earls Victim #46 August 4, 2019
Get the news now houstonmug. (One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).
by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011
Get the Houston Hockey Gamemug. Vicous Gang From Houston, Tx
Very Viloent And active.
Over a Thousand Members.
Colors: Balck And White (Some of Purple And Red And Yellow)
Very Viloent And active.
Over a Thousand Members.
Colors: Balck And White (Some of Purple And Red And Yellow)
by Emanuel Romero April 15, 2013
Get the Houston Duece Kingzmug. by L4X_PR0D1GY February 20, 2020
Get the Houston Oilers LAXmug. The name Houston mostly derived from Sam Houston a famous Texas General. The name means strength and leadership. Powerful and forthcoming, a name reserved for a person who commands a room and tells you like it is.
Houston as a name for a person, is a great friend. He/She is a no BS person who will tell you like it is.
by Houston from Dallas January 22, 2017
Get the houston as a name for a personmug. The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018
Get the Houston Rocketmug.