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mc hooker

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.
Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.
by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009
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hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
by Shankmode August 15, 2010
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Hooker Mark

A bruise, bumb or bruises an amateur hooker or beginning stripper gets for swinging off a cage or pole.
Guuuuurl pleasee, check out them hooker marks i got from last nite making that dough on the pole! ;D
by Bradly Summers December 9, 2010
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Hooker Binge

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.
Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"
by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011
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Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese
by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022
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hooker froth

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.
Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.
by aussiepen January 27, 2013
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$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side
1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨
by ass in the hole June 27, 2016
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