hike j

Hike j is a small artist (at the time of writing this) in the rap genre he makes great music

Someone: have you listened to hike j?

Someone else: nah

by Hike j lover January 8, 2024

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 4, 2016

hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.

Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )

by Sukelevens June 5, 2021

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

Hike-Hitler

A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).

We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.

by Jyboen August 5, 2018

Wkd hike

A ceremony, where both a female and Male(Or both the same sex) enjoy a lovely strole through the darkness and end up somewhere where they magically begin to takes one's clothes and begins intercourse, can also refer to the an individual walking off on their own and taking a shit

'Bais last night I went for a wkd hike, honestly she was insane' 'Fuck me bais I couldn't hold it in I had to go for a wkd hike last night that's why I missed the 18th kiss'.

by Voddy huzz September 16, 2017

Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.

Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!

by Big Pink Sink January 27, 2024