Spicy Helmet

This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.

She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.

by Spicy Helmet July 20, 2010

Space Helmet

When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts

Oh man, when that kid passed out i gave him the baddest space helmet ever.

by TCK February 21, 2004

Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.

"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet

by Tatteru May 18, 2009

helmet party

A party where there are only guys in attendance

Where are all the chicks? This is a total helmet party.

by Tubby John June 22, 2006

Viking Helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.

Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so I can give you the viking helmet.

by 313 October 23, 2004

Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006

All Helmet

- Adj.
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."

Jimmy and I hooked up last night, but it was pretty disappointing. He was all helmet.

by Nougatz April 9, 2011