1. oral sex on male genitalia
by K.T. Farmer March 16, 2006
When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts
by TCK February 22, 2004
After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
by Tatteru May 18, 2009
by Tubby John June 22, 2006
by 313 October 24, 2004
A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.
look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.
by Gasmixman January 14, 2006
- Adj.
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."
by Nougatz March 23, 2011