Shower Helmet

This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).

Why cant white people wear shower helmets?

by BlueSkiesN June 17, 2023

Space Helmet

When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts

Oh man, when that kid passed out i gave him the baddest space helmet ever.

by TCK February 21, 2004

Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.

"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet

by Tatteru May 18, 2009

helmet party

A party where there are only guys in attendance

Where are all the chicks? This is a total helmet party.

by Tubby John June 22, 2006

Viking Helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.

Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so I can give you the viking helmet.

by 313 October 23, 2004

All Helmet

- Adj.
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."

Jimmy and I hooked up last night, but it was pretty disappointing. He was all helmet.

by Nougatz April 9, 2011

Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006