Harold

Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.

Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!

Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!

by lolmyface:) December 13, 2021

Harold

The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.

Kevin: Do you know Harold?

Devon: Yeah man he’s got drip

by Steve Mane February 21, 2021

Harold

Harold is the best person you will ever see he is so fucking sexy you just wanna fuck him until you can see his cum taste so good he makes me feel so good on the inside

Omg his that HAROLD let’s fuck

But why

by Hunter andy January 30, 2022

Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.

"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"

by September 14, 2020

Harold

He's literally almost the perfect man: smart, funny, EXTREMELY attractive, shy, rich, has a big dick and is good in bed. BUT he's unloyal.

x: omg he's so perfect
y: to bad he's a harold

by hope you read this November 22, 2021

Harold

A nice, calm and laid back person who is always there relaxing even when everyone is going crazy.

guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight

by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021

Harold

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay

Boy1: wow that guy looks so gay!
Boy2: yeah it’s probably Harold!

by Harold_gayKid788 June 01, 2020