Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

by Th517874 July 1, 2019

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

handy ma'am

A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.

by Handy Ma'am November 20, 2019

Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate

Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.

by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019

handy on a rolly

The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster

quote by: Mackenzie Squire

Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.

“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”

by kenzsqui September 12, 2019

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020