When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.
"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"
by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force
by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.
by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

by Lil handy March 29, 2017
