(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
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eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
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When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
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Get the Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday mug.Hgrunt is a common name for marines in half life team deathmatch (scientist vs hgrunt)
Hgrunt means Human Grunt
Hgrunt means Human Grunt
clandude has changed team to Hgrunt
Hgrunt means Human Grunt :P
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Hgrunt means Human Grunt :P
Marines kill any witnesses of resonance cascade in half-life
Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine :P
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