GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

goob

good bitch

Kieran : Odin you fat little goob

Odin: kys

by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024

goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 12, 2023

goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

Goob×Mary-Anne

Goob and Mary-Anne are a couple from a *tv show, they both are in a completely different clique, he's a rockstar, she's a cheerleader; they both are 2nd in command. Goob would protect and make sure Mary-Anne is happy no matter what it takes, Mary-Anne would defend and help Goob in the time of need. They both are very close, in an undercover sorta way, (secretly date) but sooner or later everybody figures it out, Mary-Anne is latino-american, with silver piercing eyes with long brunette hair, Goob has a fair skin tone, with turteal eyes, but in the dark looks dark blue... Under his hoodie and tuke, hides his blackish/redish shaggy hair. He is negative and tempermental, while she is calm, and cheerfull. They are both very strong, and could beat up anybody! Talk about strong

Goob×Mary-Anne are a couple

by Hatsymdrome1 September 26, 2017

goobed

gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused

Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed

by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025