50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.
by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.
by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016

by XXXClorox December 27, 2018

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.
James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011
