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Goldfish

A person that appears catfish but turns out to be real.
50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.
by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022
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King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.
Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.
by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022
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goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.
I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.
by redpenqueen November 12, 2012
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Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)
by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024
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Goldfish

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: Okay

Me: So you have to be quiet

Brain: Okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: The snack that smiles back!

Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016
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Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc
I got myself some goldfish for a snacc.
by XXXClorox December 27, 2018
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The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.
James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011
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