For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.
by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003

by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009

by god#1 June 11, 2014

non-living, non-physial, nonexistant.
by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.
White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)
by zebobbybird June 29, 2009
