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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 26, 2019
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Garfield

Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.
1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh
by kys<33 August 10, 2022
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Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat
You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield
by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019
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Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT
GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
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Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.
Love when women wear those Garfields
by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024
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