Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
 Get the Angry Garfieldmug.
Get the Angry Garfieldmug. Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 26, 2019
 Get the James A. Garfield Highmug.
Get the James A. Garfield Highmug. Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.
1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh
by kys<33 August 10, 2022
 Get the Garfieldmug.
Get the Garfieldmug. by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019
 Get the Garfieldmug.
Get the Garfieldmug. by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
 Get the Garfieldmug.
Get the Garfieldmug. by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
 Get the reverse Garfieldmug.
Get the reverse Garfieldmug. Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.
by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024
 Get the Garfieldsmug.
Get the Garfieldsmug.