Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023

fungu

A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."

Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.

by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018

fungus

a hella painfull fungus that that will suck ur balls and eat your foot

can i suck ur fungus

by hgtyuikjhgfdrtyuijhgvfcxz September 30, 2022

Fungus

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021

fungus

A guy called Oliver that is a big chungus.

You are a Fungus.

by boi10383628364 March 25, 2019

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022