Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

funerable

the times when someone is both vulnerable but it’d be fun to see them suffer. funerable.

‘ellie has annoyed me today’
‘let’s jump her she is funerable’

by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019

Funer

More fun that sounds dumb say funer when you want

This is way funer than read inside.
Can it get funer then this?

by Emm26elbe June 11, 2019

Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long

I’m so done with funeraling

by Kai S. October 5, 2019

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017