Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
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Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto January 06, 2018
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
by Dranky DeBeers June 18, 2015
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